The greatest sentence ever formed:

Marion McKinnon, who runs a concession behind home plate where customers can get biscuits with ham, chicken or syrup pumped from a jar like hot dog mustard.

After my first cup, I think I can open a worm hole in space. Let's build a caffeine time machine.

STARBUCKS!

Make a USB turd..
Found via boingboing

BBC NEWS | UK | England | Caffeine level matched '700 coffees': "A Leicestershire woman killed herself by consuming the caffeine equivalent of 700 cups of coffee, an inquest has heard."

Yahoo! News - Folgers Coffee Prices Perking Up:

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Folgers, considered a trendsetter among roasters, is raising its coffee prices due to higher prices for unroasted beans as well as the recent rise in crude oil.

Me and Alan Parsons, he's a good old boy, we're pitching the big sale today. Been in the coffee zone all week.

Q. I gave up coffee for tea about three months ago. I got through the withdrawal period and have been doing okay. Except now I am having trouble with constipation, a problem I never had before. My husband says it may be because there is less caffeine in tea than in coffee. Could caffeine be the problem?

Man Wakes from 19 year coma

This morning the coffee zone was heralded by explosive gas, barking dogs, and me falling out of bed.

NO TALKING.

This morning I broke my snack bone.

Fell asleep at 5pm, woke up at 10.
Fuzzuh...

NO TALKING....