Coming Out As A Eunuch: "Since becoming a eunuch, if I take the time to look, I can see the profound beauty in women's eyes and the emotional nuances of their facial expressions. I see beyond the corporal exterior, far further, far deeper than before. I can now locate and decode smiles in eyes alone. And when I do detect those smiles, I smile back. Before I hardly bothered to look."

Yahoo! News - Nine-Year-Old Boy Fascinated by Toilets
: "Joey, smiling the entire time, was eager to learn from a real life plumber.

'Plumbers are guardians of the nation's health because they take care of everything,' Potter told his apprentice."

I want a clear plastic toilet so I can see what happens to my coffee.